Could you kill your firstborn?

There are a few things I’m known for it seems. One is that I don’t have a problem wearing speedos, another is I’m a social butterfly and finally that I have an unhealthy love of goats.

I mean, who doesn’t love a goat or two. They beat kittens and puppies paws down, as these charismatic creatures both waste your time and provide the best…

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